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Ask An Alfawhore | Dating During Covid

Dear A.A. Look, I know I'm not supposed to ask about this. It's not allowed. Hell, it's not even legal, technically speaking. But I can't take it anymore. I do...

Ask an Alfawhore | Dead Bedroom Woes

Dear Auntie Alfawhore,  I’ve been in a committed relationship for a little over a year now. We’ve always had a pretty healthy sex life, but the other day after...

Ask an Alfawhore | Pls Send Nudes

Dear Alfawhore,  Right before quarantine I had downloaded a dating app and started talking to a few peeps. Now, with no chance of meeting up, convos have cover...

Ask An Alfajor | Surviving the Holidays

Dear Auntie Alfajor, I have to confess something: the holidays are putting me on edge. Rather than experiencing some kind of fabled Christmas cheer, this year ...